Tue, 5 September 2006
Pam Anderson claims that vegetarians have the best orgasms. Her mother claims that she can't believe Pam's taste in men, like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!
Gandhi, the sexy ladies' man, goes celibate. He denies his wife her carnal rights as a lover to preserve his seed in a sacred Hindu practice, freeing India from British rule! Both veggie lovers agree that real ecstasy is in treating animals well and not eating them!! |