The Starr Sisters
of Malibu

Randa & Patte




June 2006
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TomKat & Liza: Lavender Marriages and Telltale Kisses Tom Cruise invites Brooke Shields, his post-partum drug target, to his wedding... and then takes the head of the Church of Scientology on his honeymoon with Katie Holmes.

Liza Minnelli had Liz Taylor as her maid of honor, while hubby David Gest had best man Michael Jackson carry the bride's wedding gown train.

Though these marriages were half a decade apart, they are united by the nuptial kiss which went on so long that many guests were begging for a HALT and wondering just what the newlyweds had to prove?!!  ALLEGEDLY!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep22-06-12.mn3.m4a
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:13am EDT

Reese Witherspoon & Elizabeth Taylor: Their "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" Marriages Is Reese a candidate for the lead role in "The Taming of the Shrew"? Is Ryan Phillippe really a serial cheater and pothead? Did Reese & Ryan have a screaming match at a movie premiere? OMG, Elizabeth Taylor's first husband was a philandering boozehound, spoiled rich boy AND uncle of Paris Hilton.  Richard Burton and Liz's hilarious kinky foreplay and MUCH MORE!!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep21-06-12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25pm EDT

George Clooney & Abraham Lincoln: Homoerotic Horseplay Gorgeous George and Honest Abe get manly with their guy pals.  Mary Lincoln returns early from a shopping spree to find an Army captain sleeping with Abe in the White House!

Click below to hear the full down and dirty on these two fabulous men of manly mischief!  Or, even better, subscribe to Starr Secrets in iTunes.

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep20-06-11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:55am EDT

Courtney, Winona, River, & Robert Downey, Jr: Their Hippie Parents Smoked 'Em Courtney Love, the rock widow from Spaceland. Winona Ryder, the adorable thespian kleptomaniac with a nasty prescription pill problem. River Phoenix, the shy vegan who loved PETA and heroin. Robert Downey, Jr., the junkie acting genius who chose state prison over Malibu.

What do they all have in common?

Hippie parents who screwed up their kids with their trip.

For the full down and dirty on some of Hollywood's most controversial artists, join us for this week's fascinating new episode...

Courtney, Winona, River, & Robert Downey, Jr: Their Hippie Parents Smoked 'Em!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep019-06-11.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:50am EDT

Rosie O'Donnell & Eleanor Roosevelt: <br>First Gay Moms of the World FDR died in the arms of his mistress in Georgia while Eleanor smooched with her girlfriend in the White House.


It's true.  And her present-day media counterpart, Rosie O'Donnell, has a lot of lesbian love to boast about, too.

Find out what other intriguing paralells link these First Gay Moms of the World in our latest episode, "Rosie O'Donnell and Eleanor Roosevelt: First Gay Moms of the World"!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep018-06-11.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:22am EDT

Marilyn Monroe & Audrey Hepburn:<br />Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

Marilyn dreamed of a fame that would bring her the love of millions. The movies made her a celluloid idol, but her personal life brought her misery and an early death.

Audrey's fame gave her life meaning, not because of the legion of fans that adored her, but because she worked selflessly & tirelessly to save the lives of millions of Third World children, championing their cause up to the last minutes of her life.

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep017-06-11.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:30am EDT

Elvis and The Yogi<br />Take a Magical, Mystery Tour Elvis's favorite spot in LA was a spiritual retreat founded by a famed Hindu holy man who was Gandhi's Yoga teacher.

The ashes of the Mahatma are at this shrine on Sunset Boulevard, where Elvis & his Memphis Mafia went to find peace and a higher love away from groupies and adoring movie star girlfriends.
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep016-06-10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:31pm EDT

Cher & Her Bagel Boy and<br /> Annie Oakley & Her Sitting Bull

These two generous, workaholics began life destitute, but set their sights on superstardom early. Fatherless at a young age, both met married men with children at age 15, who they eventually married.

Their husbands, both 12 years their senior, guided them to world fame and fortune. Both straightshooters suffered the slings and arrows of the tabloids, and both sued the rags and WON!!!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep015-06-10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:29am EDT

Marilyn Monroe & Albert Einstein:<br /> Their Secret Love Affair

The 20th Century's Biggest Brain and Biggest Sexpot get it on.

Who knew?!!

They talked of making a baby, but the ever thoughtful Einstein mused aloud:

"What if it has my looks and your brains?!!"

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep014-06-10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:13am EDT

Lindsay, Woody & Elvis: Stars & Their Jailbird Dads

One star's dad is a convicted contract killer believed to be involved in the JFK assassination.

Another's dad is an alcoholic, drug addicted white collar thief who stole millions from investors before turning to more violent crime.

The last member of this superstar trio has a dad who served time in the penitentiary for forging an employer's check from $3 to $8, leading the boy to what some deemed an "unnatural" relationship with his mother.

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep013-06-10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:23am EDT

Jessica & Ashlee And Gypsy Rose Lee: Sizzling Sisters And Their Stage Parents From Hell There are two sister acts in show biz whose parents pushed them out on the circuit very early and who struggled well into adulthood to free themselves from filial suffocation.

Their manager parents pimped them out to fame and fortune by sexualizing them and pocketing the money.
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep012-06-10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:40am EDT

Angelina Jolie & Kate Hepburn: Honesty & Lesbian Flings Are Sexy Honesty about a gal's swinging both ways and her unbridled passion for a lusty, big life, makes Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet!

Katherine Hepburn sends her lady love packing and concocts "The Greatest Romance in Hollywood History" with a married father, the bisexual, hopeless alcoholic Spencer Tracy, making her the Queen of Denial. Not sexy!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep011-06-09.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:54pm EDT

Johnny Depp & F. Scott Fitzgerald: Americans Doin' It The French Way

Johnny Depp gives up his wild ways to coo sweet nothings in French to his lady love.

While F. Scott Fitzgerald searches the Louvre with Hemingway for Greek statues that can prove his manhood is up to snuff!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep010-06-09.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:04am EDT

APB - Paris Hilton Gets Arrested: Skank Fails Blow ME-ter Paris Hilton's drunken antics on the set of her new movie, lands her a drunken photo shoot for the paparazzi and some jail time.

Cher's son Elijah Blue, feels the burn of Paris' skank-o-meter after a steamy encounter. In fear of contracting VD, he douses himself with a cool, refreshing splash of Bathroom Cleaner!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep009-06-09.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:35am EDT

Pam Anderson and Gandhi: Sexy Vegetarians Pam Anderson claims that vegetarians have the best orgasms. Her mother claims that she can't believe Pam's taste in men, like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!

Gandhi, the sexy ladies' man, goes celibate. He denies his wife her carnal rights as a lover to preserve his seed in a sacred Hindu practice, freeing India from British rule!

Both veggie lovers agree that real ecstasy is in treating animals well and not eating them!!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep008-06-09.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:53am EDT

Brad Pitt and Rudolph Valentino: Pussy Whipped in Hollywood The two sexiest men in the history of Hollywood, Brad Pitt, and Rudolph Valentino, were married to the most beautiful lesbians ever seen in Tinsel Town.

Everyone snickered that they were "Pussy Whipped", but the two sexy hunks seemed quite content with their lesbo lovers.

Romp with them through their sexy adventures in The Garden of Alla, the notorious lesbian den of pleasure in the silent film era.
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep007-06-08.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:44pm EDT

Madonna: The World's Greatest Female Impersonator All hail Madonna the ubermensch!

For years Madonna has continued to reinvent herself, borrowing style and flare from Hollywood and history's femme fetale icons, Marilyn Monroe and Marlene Dietrich.

Her impersonations are as impeccable as her British accent!

Join the Starr Sisters of Malibu for this week's salacious episode,

"Madonna: The World's Greatest Female Impersonator"
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep006-06-08.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:15am EDT

Paris Hilton and That Churchill Tramp Celebutante Paris Hilton gets down and dirty with history's Pamela Churchill. Let's dish about these two "working" girls and see how they hold up to one another.

Pamela Churchill serves her country as ambassador to France after a flirtation with President Clinton and Paris Hilton's sexploits on video serve as a publicity stunt to becoming a household brand!

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep005-06-08.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:33am EDT

APB - Mel Gibson's Malibu Meltdown Let's dish about Mel Gibson's recent DUI arrest in Malibu!

His outbursts were outrageous.

We've got all the insider information.

You wouldn't believe what he had to say!?!?
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep004-06-08.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:19am EDT

Elvis and Wyatt Earp: The Jewish Connection What do "The King" Elvis Aaron Presley and "The Old West's" favorite marshal Wyatt Earp have in common!?! The Jewish women in their family trees left a long lasting impression on their lives. That and the drinking, doping, women and fame!

Listen in on the girls as they dish about,

"Elvis and Wyatt Earp: The Jewish Connection"

And what's this!? An added bonus at the end of the feature!?!? Have fun crackin' open this Easter egg Elvis fans.

Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep003-06-07.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

Jessica Simpson: The Creepy Dad Club
Join the legendary Starr Sisters of Malibu, Patte and Randa in their discussion about their reader acclaimed blog:

"The Creepy Dad Club"

Jessica promises her virginity to her father "Pastor" Joe and original Hollywood starlet Jean Harlow's father pimps her out to the Mob! Scandalous!!!
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep002-06-07.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:04pm EDT

Angelina Jolie: Mother of Reinvention Join Patte and Randa the legendary Starr Sisters of Malibu, and their lovely Brooklyn accents in their discussion about the uncanny parallels between Angelina Jolie, Mia Farrow and topless 1920's Jazz Dancer, Josephine Baker!

Listen to the girls dish on our premiere episode,

"Angelina Jolie: Mother of Reinvention"
Direct download: starrSecrets_com-ep001-06-07.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:01pm EDT