Honesty about a gal's swinging both ways and her unbridled passion for a lusty, big life, makes Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet!

Katherine Hepburn sends her lady love packing and concocts "The Greatest Romance in Hollywood History" with a married father, the bisexual, hopeless alcoholic Spencer Tracy, making her the Queen of Denial. Not sexy!

Johnny Depp gives up his wild ways to coo sweet nothings in French to his lady love.

While F. Scott Fitzgerald searches the Louvre with Hemingway for Greek statues that can prove his manhood is up to snuff!!

Paris Hilton's drunken antics on the set of her new movie, lands her a drunken photo shoot for the paparazzi and some jail time.

Cher's son Elijah Blue, feels the burn of Paris' skank-o-meter after a steamy encounter. In fear of contracting VD, he douses himself with a cool, refreshing splash of Bathroom Cleaner!!

Skank-tastic!!!

Pam Anderson claims that vegetarians have the best orgasms. Her mother claims that she can't believe Pam's taste in men, like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!

Gandhi, the sexy ladies' man, goes celibate. He denies his wife her carnal rights as a lover to preserve his seed in a sacred Hindu practice, freeing India from British rule!

Both veggie lovers agree that real ecstasy is in treating animals well and not eating them!!